This is how we roll
Jiujitsu classes every day at 3 o clock Rudos Gym
In part 2 of our Xmas adventure ,we all went to the villa of our good friend Brian Balsly
he deck out the place with all the right tools to guaranty a great party....
tones of ice cold brews , a table with a mountain of booze and most of all more hot women than dudes
He flew in Jude Jean ,Chicago dj extraordinaire ,
who got us shaking our asses to his funky beats
all the ladies dancing together ,looking extra sweet
winning and grinding like they just don't care
after much dancing and drinking all the booze of Mr Balsly
It was now time to head of to our Crazy After Party
True story . Maria and Me are driving in town from our So Cabolicious downtown Cabo office ,we are in my Suzuki Side kick going at 30 mph when all of a sudden my brakes give out and I mean completely gone
HOLY SHIT !!!
So being the Smooth Cat that I am, I wrestle this out of control beast ,between cars and the construction signs ,taking out a few on the way ,right in front of the cop station by the MC Donald, all the cops are there watching me so they send out a cruiser to get me
at this point Maria is holding on to dear life and I realize that the only way to stop the car is to crash into the car in front stopped at the red light
Everyone in the car in front gets instant whiplash
Luckily everyone is ok and the car has no damage
so I bounce like a bat out of hell to get this deadly car home
going at 10mph so I can stop the car with my feet Flintstone style
till the cops catch up with me in front of Squid Roe ,the typical stereotype Mexican cop comes over and tells me that I'm driving crazy and that I did not stop when he flashed me
I tell him, Senor my brakes stopped working this car is out of control that's why I'm going to drive it home so it can get fixed tomorrow ,he says Ok go ahead and kill yourself ,I give him a 20 and of I go again trying to get home in 1 peace .
Its a safe drive up until we get to our neighborhood that is all down hill
Maria looks at me and says your crazy , She was right ,this was by far one of the dumbest ideas i have ever had ,but at the time, I just did not care, so off we went ,I figured that if I put the car in neutral and the hand brake on it would slow the car enough to manage the sharp left turn I have to take at the bottom of the hill .
At worst, I trow it into park and jam stall the car Right!!
WRONG so very WRONG
As the laws of physique dictate ,we obviously start picking up speed, way to much speed
Maria looks at me in a moment desperation ,as the car is speeding fast into the brick wall and say she is bailing out of the car stuntman style
I grab her and look deep into her eyes and say, Darlin we are in this together till the end ,grabbed her tight and kiss her passionately on the lips as if it could be our last kiss ever ,then I grab the steering wheel ,let out a war cry , wait till the right moment to take the crazy left turn .
the Jeep goes over the side walk on 2 wheels ,its at the edge of tipping over ...when I take fate by the balls and say ,No way! we are not crashing today ,turn the steering wheel and miraculously manage to maneuver the car back on its 4 tires ,very slickly getting enough speed to park it wright in front of my house
Morale of the story is don't wait till your brakes stop working to get them fixed !!!
Oh and I saved shit loads on my car insurance ( always wanted to say that )
Born and raised in Valencia Spain, from a loving family I came.
I have traveled the world and seen many wonders
And now I’m
Living in the lap of luxury in a paradise beach city
Running my Cabo Divas modeling agency
Parting like a rock start with my friends and celebrities
Sharing my life with my Quebexican man
I can truly say my life is wondrous
See for yourself on So Cabolicious
When September rolls up on our little paradise town
The temperature goes up as Cabo dies down
That is the sign that its time to bounce on a short vacation
book our flights pack our gear
Spain is our Destination
Land of bread cheese and the all mighty Ham
Midnight suppers ,Pallella and a cold Clarita in your hand
I know that my waistline has jumped 3 sizes
An easy place to get lost in your many vices
Eating,drinking ,smoking ,sniffing, popping and most of all shopping
Spending Euro's like a rich European
With every purchase, the good'ol dollar bank account gets alot more lean
Castles , palaces ,and a couple of creepy monasteries
Taking picture of everything like tourist Chinese
Lounging in the VIP area,the nightclubs scene is hot
It goes on till the break of dawn the vibe never stops
An awesome months gone by its now time to return
Also we have no more money to burn
Get back to Cabo with so much wind in our sail
Everyone here is depressed and the air is kinda stale
The town been dead and business is slow they say
Fuck it we came back with a master plan and its pretty ambitious
taking over this town that is So Cabolicious